Tuesday, December 25, 2007

because i can't come up with anything interesting to say on my own...

I'm ripping off somebody else's blog. Again.

From "Overheard in New York:"

In My Family, Jack Daniels Is the Tradition

Middle-aged woman: Tradition brings us all together and makes us feel close.
Twentysomething woman: That's not the tradition; it's the Jack Daniels.


Merry Christmas, folks.

Friday, December 14, 2007

hipster quote of the week

"The Arcade Fire is just Neutral Milk Hotel for people who like suspenders."

Bonus: "Awww, you still listen to music? That's adorable. I only listen to ambient frog whistles."

Friday, December 7, 2007

christmas in nyc. . . again.

So here's the big news: It appears that I am NOT going home to Fla. for Christmas.

For my Florida friends: Sorry, I know a lot of you don't live there anymore, either, and this is the only time you'll be back in the Fort. Guess I'll see you on, I dunno, Memorial Day? Next Christmas? For those of you who do live in Fla. full-time. . . I'm planning a long, leisurely trip down in mid-January, so let's make plans to get together then, ok?

And for my New York friends: For the second year in a row, I'll be here in NYC, sans family or roommate. "Lonely guy, table for one," and all that. Anyone else in the same position? If so, let's do something fun. Dinner at my place? I'll cook. I know how. Ask anyone whose been lucky enough to find out. Dance party? Backgammon tournament? Boozy storytelling? You tell me. Get in touch. Let's not end up down at the soup kitchen, crying in our Night Train, like we did last year.

Or was that just me?


Sunday, December 2, 2007

we had the best time at your party.

Ween are a real live rock and roll band.

B: "Yeah, you know how some people are Dead-Heads? Well, I'm a Ween-Head."
G: "You mean a Ween-er?"
B: "A weiner? Uh, no."
G: "You're a Weener."