My two favorite things I have heard today:
"The sunlight comes in the windows differently here, reminds me of my childhood." (GM)
"First kisses begin with booze." (MB, who ripped it off from someone else, but thanks anyway.)
Possibly the best thing I have heard during a card game, ever:
K/Brazilian: "You Americans play games because you are masochists."
A/American: "You might be a genius."